- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Help I'm being raped!

What color is red paint? Red

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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