What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Vagina.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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YOLO

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Anti Joke

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