Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Poop

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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