- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

So does Blake

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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