Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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CRY

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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