- Anti Joke

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something