- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

everybody loves raymond

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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