- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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