- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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