Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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