- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Safe sex MR

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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