Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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women's rights

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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