- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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