- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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