Do you like fishsticks No

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

whats one plus one penis

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

whats black and white? a zebra

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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