- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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