Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Knock Knock Come in.

What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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