what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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42

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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