- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

The NBA and womens sports

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What did david give back? Nothing.

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