How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

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