why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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captcha: all yer base

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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you suck

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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