- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

The government

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What's 9+ 10?! 19

My friend harris is fat.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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