- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Sammi suck kyles chode

roses are red violets are blue

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

I just drank a cola.

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