Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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