A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops