How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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