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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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