A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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baby seal walks into a club

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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