Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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