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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Knock Knock Come in.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have aids

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Obamacare

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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