Lil Wayne's rapping career

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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69 :)

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Anti Joke

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