Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Anti Joke

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