- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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