knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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I was once a hamster.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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