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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Sarah Palin

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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