Loner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Justin Bieber

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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the WNBA

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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