- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

so the weather's nice...

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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