- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A man walked into a bar owch

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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