What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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xavier stop

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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