How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Womens rights

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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