Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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