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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What's white and gluey Glue

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Loner.

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