- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

elen degeneres is straight....

Your Mom

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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