Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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how may i help you

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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ok

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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