Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

5 people are walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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