How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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