Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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