- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Keanu Reaves

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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