Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Jake. Walsh.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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women's rights

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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