It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Lil Wayne's rapping career

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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