Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

black people are white when i use night gogles

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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