A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Of course, first door on your left

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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