Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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eden stop

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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