- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Refrigerator

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Sixty... eight

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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