I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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