What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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field day?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Jerry.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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