April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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