- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

If you were a cactus, why?

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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