- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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