Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

A Jew walks into Macy's

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

This is funny.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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