A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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i have two hands.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Anti Joke

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