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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

An Asian person drove home safely.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What is a chair?

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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