i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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