How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blake wilkeys hair style

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

hi bye

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

i lost the game

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

pudding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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