- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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