- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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