Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Your social life.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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