I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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