Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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