- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Dumb

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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