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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

You will not press the like button.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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