What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Knock knock knock OCD

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Women drivers...

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Anti Joke

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