How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

kieran scott has a huge back

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Agent 47.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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